Lagos To Abeokuta ( 2)

**Chai Chai** That dude that hugged me at the garage must have taken my wallet oooo. Wetin I go do oo? I said this silently in my mind.
Oga pay me my money, Please pay the money for your food, please pay please *She started crying, Infact weeping** and I was wondering why an innocent girl like this weeping instead of me weeping for not having money to pay for the food I just ate.

"Calm down, calm down" I said, using my 2 hands to make a gesture Asif I just scored the winning goal for my team. I moved closer to her and told her I didn't have money for the food and told her to walk me down to their kitchen so I can start my new unplanned job since God didn't show me all this when I was in abeokuta. YOU DONT have what? HAaa Oga pay me my money before my boss enter oo. I was scared but didn't show it not until I saw someone as big as big show standing infront of me with GUN. I looked up to see the man's face and immediately I shouted "UNCLE BAYO! UNCLE BAYO? " are you the owner of this place? I jumped up several times and started forming familiarity and feeling relaxed that the beating and new work has been cancelled since the owner of the place is my uncle. What are you doing here? Why did you eat without paying eh? He asked with deep voice but not sure if it was anger that just asked not my uncle. I didn't know what to reply him since nobody at home knew about my journey to lagos. I...I...I.. actually uncle, I.. i... i.... ( Cuts in) , Anywais b4 you continue, pay your money for food or go inside the kitchen to wash some plates and meet me upstairs to conclude our talk. I was shocked Asif I was playing "SHOKI" by Lil kesh. I followed the girl and washed plates for more than 4hours without payment. I didn't even go back to see my wicked uncle and I went straight to nowhere.
"How will I get back to abeokuta like this oh lord? I felt like crying but nothing could actually make me shed tears since I wasn't sharing blood in jos. I decided to sell one of my phones atleast to get some money that will sustain me. I saw 2 men chatting and decided to inform them about the phone I wanted to sell. I smiled and said "HAaa my people my people, how far na? Omo I wan sell my phone ( Z10) ni ooo, the 2 looked at each other and definitely they must have seen some JJC qualities in me. Ehn Ehn? So ow much? They asked. Just 30k noni. After some minutes I stupidly said 30k, I came back to my senses and didn't see any of those guys nor my phone. I wasn't stubborn to cry, I cried and said "NOT again lagos".
Where next? I asked myself. "Babymouth, won't you go back to abeokuta? Should I go to a police station to report myself or should I just turn to a cooperate begger since I dressed so well. All these popped up in my head but I was stubborn and decided to keep walking. I was so tired after walking to no where and I branched a bush to "Shit away all the unplanned suffering" I have suffered. I was about to clean my ass, one big bag just landed in front on me and as a sharp guy from abeokuta, I didn't waste no time. I opened the bag and I saw MONEY! Yekpa! I shouted and stood up immediately without cleaning my ass. One spirit told me to drop the money but immediately I remembered this Davido's song "Owo Nikoko". I took the bag and decided to go back straight to abeokuta. Yes! YES! I knew it, I knew it, someone and something must be waiting to bless me. I rushed down to oshodi to take a bus back to abeokuta. I got to oshodi sweating like a goat but that's not the koko, how much is it to abk, I asked the driver. Oga na 1000, he replied. I didn't bother to price the money. After some mins, the driver moved the bus and we embarked on another more interesting journey. I couldn't keep how happy I was to myself and yet I didn't show how happy I was to people on the bus. We got to abeokuta and I went home straight to deliver the full gist to no one since no one knew about the journey. Where are you coming from and where did you see this bag? Asked my father. From my friend's place and the bag is for my friend I replied **Frowning Asif he will collect the money**. I rushed into my room, locked the door and started counting the money. 3million naira? Omo, I danced away my joy.... opps sorry, I danced away my sorrow that day. I set plans on how to spend it and how to paint the town any colour. I rushed inside the bathroom to bath and set for town, I was about going out and enjoy.

My mum just tapped me "Babymouth! Babymouth!! Babymouth!!! Stand up, it's time to go for your Creative writing lesson... I jumped off bed aasif it's my time to rap at jimmy jump off nd shouted OMG OMG OMG, it's a dream? Mummy so it's all a dream? :( :(

Written by @RealBabymouth